Tag Archives: Mother’s Day

Custom Made Mother’s Day Sentiments No. 6

April 26, 2012Scribbles by Vivfunny, humor, Mother's Day, scribbles, vivVintage Chicks lol

It’s here again

Mother’s Day

that wonderful Sunday

that comes each May

sweet treasures await

a wonderful time

a handprint in plaster

an original rhyme

a ceramic ashtray

although I don’t smoke

breakfast in bed

burnt toast, runny yolk

a card that took 80 minutes to make

with crayons, scissors

a whole roll of tape.

a small flower you planted

yourself just for me

a lopsided sculpture

I think it’s a tree

a handmade cross,

painted bright green,

a note, “IOU a gift

… love, your teen”

as you grow older

the gifts will transcend

store-bought finery

and flowers you’ll send.

and though every gift

I receive gives me pleasure,

it’s those lopsided gifts

from the heart that I treasure.

Custom Made Mother’s Day Sentiments No. 5

April 25, 2012Scribbles by Vivfunny, humor, Mother's Day, scribbles, vivVintage Chicks lol

Momy,

I lov yu.

Dad sed yu kus wen he snors,

so I go yu sum ermufs.

Kane

Yu O the kus jar a korter.

Custom Made Mother’s Day Sentiments No. 4

April 24, 2012Scribbles by Vivfunny, humor, Mother's Day, scribbles, vivVintage Chicks lol

Baby,

There once was a mother from Amboy,

With six kids and a husband named Roy.

She went out for a smoke,

Without taking her coat,

And was last seen on the beach of St. Croix.

Love, Roy

P.S. Please come home soon. We miss you and no one can find the mustard.

Custom Made Mother’s Day Sentiments No. 3

April 23, 2012Scribbles by Vivcards, funny, humor, Mother's Day, scribbles, vivVintage Chicks lol

Mom,

It’s Mother’s Day, you know it’s true,

That’s why I’m sending this poem to you.

I wanted to warn you somewhat in advance,

In case you planned a vacation, by chance.

I’ll be coming home again this summer,

To thank you in person – my wonderful mother.

I’ll be living with you, rent-free and all,

You’ll be doing my laundry from spring until fall.

Then, I’ll be leaving again – what a bummer!

But just know that I’m getting smarter, not dumber.

While at home, I’ll be using your car and your money,

And your gas and park pass on the days that it’s sunny.

I’ll be out every night like last summer. remember?

You won’t sleep a wink from May through September.

Love,

Your Kollege Kid

Custom Made Mother’s Day Sentiments No. 2

April 22, 2012Scribbles by Vivfunny, humor, Mother's Day, scribbles, vivVintage Chicks lol

Mom,

There are so many things that “Mother” stands for,

Like love and patience and,

“Don’t slam the door!”

Compassion and caring and,

“Don’t tell a lie.”

Discipline and empathy and,

“I said so – that’s why!”

Strong and cheerful and,

“Remove shoes at the door.”

Supportive and kind and,

“Take flight and soar!”

Faithful and forgiving and,

“Be kind to others.”

Funny and wise and,

“Don’t hit your brothers!”

Love,

Your 12-year-old daughter

By Viv Sade

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