What about Viv

Viv's plungers cropped with frame

Viv is a retired journalist with a new 24/7 mission to fight crime and corruption among elected officials and Scientology through juicing, her special kick-ass chili and coffee enemas.

As ADD Woman, her super powers include vino double, vino double vision; squeezing a nickel until the buffalo shits; spotting head lice nits at 125 feet; and being able to multitask and start 25 projects at the same time while forgetting what she started and not finishing any of them.

Her life ambition is to be that mother and grandmother.

You know, the good one.

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