Custom Made Mother’s Day Sentiments No. 4

Baby,

There once was a mother from Amboy,

With six kids and a husband named Roy.

She went out for a smoke,

Without taking her coat,

And was last seen on the beach of St. Croix.

Love, Roy

P.S. Please come home soon. We miss you and no one can find the mustard.

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