Custom Made Mother’s Day Sentiments No. 1

To Mom,

You fed me well

You gave me hell

And, once you bailed me out of jail.

It should make your day to know,

You’re in my thoughts wherever I go.

‘Cause last week in that near-fatal crash scene,

My first thought was: “Is my underwear clean?”

Love,

Your 19-year-old son

 

–By Viv Sade

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